A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.
Oscar Wilde

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Oscar Wilde

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Oscar Wilde

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde

A poet can survive everything but a misprint.
Oscar Wilde

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Oscar Wilde

A true friend stabs you in the front.
Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament.
Oscar Wilde

Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Oscar Wilde

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
Oscar Wilde

All art is quite useless.
Oscar Wilde

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.
Oscar Wilde

All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life.
Oscar Wilde

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
Oscar Wilde

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds.
Oscar Wilde

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
Oscar Wilde

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
Oscar Wilde

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Oscar Wilde

Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion.
Oscar Wilde

Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Oscar Wilde

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known.
Oscar Wilde

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.
Oscar Wilde

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him.
Oscar Wilde

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials.
Oscar Wilde

Beauty is a form of genius - is higher, indeed, than genius, as it needs no explanation. It is of the great facts in the world like sunlight, or springtime, or the reflection in dark water of that silver shell we call the moon.
Oscar Wilde

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Oscar Wilde

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!
Oscar Wilde

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde

Biography lends to death a new terror.
Oscar Wilde

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
Oscar Wilde

Charity creates a multitude of sins.
Oscar Wilde

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
Oscar Wilde

Children have a natural antipathy to books - handicraft should be the basis of education. Boys and girls should be taught to use their hands
to make something, and they would be less apt to destroy and be mischievous.
Oscar Wilde

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all.
Oscar Wilde

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde

Consistency is the last resort of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative
Oscar Wilde

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
Oscar Wilde

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Oscar Wilde

Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that there are terrible temptations which it requires strength, strength and courage to yield to.
Oscar Wilde

Each class preaches the importance of those virtues it need not exercise. The rich harp on the value of thrift, the idle grow eloquent over the dignity of labor.
Oscar Wilde

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar Wilde

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.
Oscar Wilde

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
Oscar Wilde

Everything popular is wrong.
Oscar Wilde

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
Oscar Wilde

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
Oscar Wilde

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Oscar Wilde

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.
Oscar Wilde

Hatred is blind, as well as love.
Oscar Wilde

He hadn't a single redeeming vice.
Oscar Wilde

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Oscar Wilde

He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realise.
Oscar Wilde

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about.
Oscar Wilde

He was always late on principle, his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time.
Oscar Wilde

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Oscar Wilde

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
Oscar Wilde

How strange a thing this is! The Priest telleth me that the Soul is worth all the gold in the world, and the merchants say that it is not worth a clipped piece of silver.
Oscar Wilde

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
Oscar Wilde

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde

I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be
too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Oscar Wilde

I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
Oscar Wilde

I have nothing to declare except my genuis.
Oscar Wilde

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
Oscar Wilde

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.
Oscar Wilde

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
Oscar Wilde

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
Oscar Wilde

I regard the theatre as the greatest of all art forms, the most immediate way in which a human being can share with another the sense
of what it is to be a human being.
Oscar Wilde

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.
Oscar Wilde

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Oscar Wilde

I suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But to be out of it is simply a tragedy.
Oscar Wilde

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
Oscar Wilde

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.
Oscar Wilde

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.
Oscar Wilde

If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the world.
Oscar Wilde

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.
Oscar Wilde

If you meet at dinner a man who has spent his life in educating himself you rise from the table richer, and conscious that a high ideal has for
a moment touched and sanctified your days.
Oscar Wilde

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Oscar Wilde

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
Oscar Wilde

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
Oscar Wilde

In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.
Oscar Wilde

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
Oscar Wilde

In married life three is company and two none.
Oscar Wilde

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
Oscar Wilde

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Oscar Wilde

It is an odd thing, but every one who disappears is said to be seen at San Francisco. It must be a delightful city, and possess all the attractions of the next world.
Oscar Wilde

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Oscar Wilde

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Oscar Wilde

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art.
Oscar Wilde

It is through Art, and through Art only, that we can realise our
perfection.
Oscar Wilde

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.
Oscar Wilde

Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps
us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
Oscar Wilde

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
Oscar Wilde

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
Oscar Wilde

Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life.
Oscar Wilde

Life is a pilgrimage. The wise man does not rest by the roadside inns. He marches direct to the illimitable domain of eternal bliss, his ultimate destination.
Oscar Wilde

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
Oscar Wilde

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.
Oscar Wilde

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Oscar Wilde

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
Oscar Wilde

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
Oscar Wilde

Memory... is the diary that we all carry about with us.
Oscar Wilde

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways.
Oscar Wilde

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
Oscar Wilde

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
Oscar Wilde

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.
Oscar Wilde

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
Oscar Wilde

Most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.
Oscar Wilde

Mrs. Allonby: No man does. That is his.
Oscar Wilde

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory.
Oscar Wilde

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.
Oscar Wilde

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality.
Oscar Wilde

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist.
Oscar Wilde

No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
Oscar Wilde

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.
Oscar Wilde

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
Oscar Wilde

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.
Oscar Wilde

Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.
Oscar Wilde

Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner. Conscience makes egotists of us all.
Oscar Wilde

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.
Oscar Wilde

Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out.
Oscar Wilde

Of course America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
Oscar Wilde

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris.
Oscar Wilde

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.
Oscar Wilde

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be.
Oscar Wilde

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Oscar Wilde

One's past is what one is. It is the only way by which people should be judged.
Oscar Wilde

Only the shallow know themselves.
Oscar Wilde

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.
Oscar Wilde

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more.
Oscar Wilde

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
Oscar Wilde

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
Oscar Wilde

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Oscar Wilde

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.
Oscar Wilde

Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.
Oscar Wilde

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when
to die.
Oscar Wilde

Self-denial is the shining sore on the leprous body of Christianity.
Oscar Wilde

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to
live as one wishes to live.
Oscar Wilde

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
Oscar Wilde

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes.
That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
Oscar Wilde

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde

Some of these people need ten years of therapy -ten sentences of mine
do not equal ten years of therapy.
Oscar Wilde

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result.
Oscar Wilde

The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Oscar Wilde

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world
its own shame.
Oscar Wilde

The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the
world its own shame.
Oscar Wilde

The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Oscar Wilde

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is
unreadable and literature is not read.
Oscar Wilde

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - The unspeakable
in full pursuit of the uneatable.
Oscar Wilde

The General was essentially a man of peace, except of course in his
domestic affairs.
Oscar Wilde

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates.
Oscar Wilde

The liar at any rate recognizes that recreation, not instruction, is
the aim of conversation, and is a far more civilised being than the
blockhead who loudly expresses his disbelief in a story which is told
simply for the amusement of the company.
Oscar Wilde

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world.
Oscar Wilde

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for
you.
Oscar Wilde

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the
young know everything.
Oscar Wilde

The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception
absolutely necessary for both parties.
Oscar Wilde

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of
any use to oneself.
Oscar Wilde

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it... I can resist
everything but temptation.
Oscar Wilde

The past is of no importance. The present is of no importance. It is
with the future that we have to deal. For the past is what man should
not have been. The present is what man ought not to be. The future is
what artists are.
Oscar Wilde

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what
is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having
tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
Oscar Wilde

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except
genius.
Oscar Wilde

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Oscar Wilde

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is
charging a great deal too much for it.
Oscar Wilde

The security of Society lies in custom and unconscious instinct, and
the basis of the stability of Society, as a healthy organism, is the
complete absence of any intelligence amongst its members.
Oscar Wilde

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Oscar Wilde

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Oscar Wilde

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more
annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
Oscar Wilde

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily
married life.
Oscar Wilde

The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the
incredible, and those who do the improbable.
Oscar Wilde

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people
who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
Oscar Wilde

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one
wants, and the other is getting it.
Oscar Wilde

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it,
theother is to read Pope.
Oscar Wilde

There is no sin except stupidity.
Oscar Wilde

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well
written, or badly written. That is all.
Oscar Wilde

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds.
She is too wise or too cruel for that.
Oscar Wilde

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It
is a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
Oscar Wilde

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that
is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde

These days man knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing.
Oscar Wilde

They afterwards took me to a dancing saloon where I saw the only
rational method of art criticism I have ever come across. Over the
piano was printed a notice- 'Please do not shoot the pianist. He is
doing his best.'
Oscar Wilde

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
Oscar Wilde

Those whom the gods love grow young.
Oscar Wilde

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect.
Oscar Wilde

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks
like carelessness.
Oscar Wilde

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Oscar Wilde

To regret one's own experiences is to arrest one's own development. To
deny one's own experiences is to put a lie into the lips of one's life.
It is no less than a denial of the soul.
Oscar Wilde

True friends stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive
the old art of Lying.
Oscar Wilde

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except
continue to love her.
Oscar Wilde

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first
husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first
wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
Oscar Wilde

When good Americans die they go to Paris.
Oscar Wilde

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in
life; now that I am old I know that it is.
Oscar Wilde

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.
Oscar Wilde

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Oscar Wilde

Who, being loved, is poor?
Oscar Wilde

Why was I born with such contemporaries?
Oscar Wilde

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his
retreat.
Oscar Wilde

Women are made to be loved, not understood.
Oscar Wilde

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the
difference between the sexes.
Oscar Wilde

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde

Yet each man kills the thing he loves, By each let this be heard, Some
do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word. The coward does
it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword!
Oscar Wilde

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~To believe is to know that life is a miracle and all that we dream of is within our reach.

~ Dream, explore, and find peace in life's adventure.

~Every new year expands our view and the landscape of life becomes richer.

~Within us is all that we've loved and touched, before us is all that we dream of.

~Celebrate this day, and embrace all the reasons to believe in wishes again.

~Love all of life. Each year brings its oun pleasures and sings its own songs.

~Let love be the sweet wlixir that awakens your spirit and moves your soul to dance.

~What a miracle of fate that we could live our lives at the same time on earth.

~Sharing a life together is sharing steps in time. The music is different to each of us, but how beautiful the dance.

~Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same.

~Sweet memories remind us of the roads we have traveled and the people we have loved.

~Keep hope close to your heart as a cupped hand protects a flame.

~Take courage. All things are possible to a believing heart.

~The greatest risk in life is not risking at all. We must plant seeds before flowers can grow.

~Our work doesn't show, untill one day we wake to see a field of miracles.

~Within your heart there is strebgth and courage, abd a windrous beauty you have yet to discover.

~Look around you, savor the earth's beauty, and let yourself be renewed by the wonders of it all.

~Hope like love, transends all tme. It's the song inside your heart that never stops singing.

~To believe in life is to know that all is happening exactly asd it was ment to be.

~Life is built upon hope, strengthend by faith and made richer by love and friendship.

~Time is a stairway the soul climbs on a pathway to the stars.

~Through the eyes of compassion we are all one in spirit and connected by the gift we call love.

~Our Memories, like or dreams, are ours alone and tell our story.

~Life is not measured by years but by anniversaries of the heart.

~Love lives forever and belies the passage of time. It's what er take with us wherever we go.

~Life is brief and very fragile. Do that which makes you happy.

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Laws are not invented. They grow out of circumstances.
Azarias

Our law very often reminds one of those outskirts of cities where you cannot
for a long time tell how the streets come to wind about in so capricious and
serpent-like a manner. At last it strikes you that they grew up, house by
house, on the devious tracks of the old green lanes; and if you follow on to the
existing fields, you may often find the change half complete.
Walter Bagehot

Laws are not masters, but servants, and he rules them, who obeys them.
Ward Becker

Every law is an infraction of liberty.
Jeremy Bentham

The law was made for one thing alone, for the exploitation of those who don't
understand it, or are prevented by naked misery from obeying it.
Bertolt Brecht

People crushed by laws, have no hope but to evade power. If the laws are
their enemies, they will be enemies to the law; and those who have must to hope
and nothing to lose will always be dangerous.
Edmund Burke

There is but one law for all, namely that law which governs all law, the law
of our Creator, the law of humanity, justice, equity -- the law of nature and
of nations.
Edmund Burke

When the severity of the law is to be softened, let pity, not bribes, be the
motive.
Miguel De Cervantes

Some things are easier to legalize than to legitimate.
Sebastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort

The law isn't justice. It's a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly
the right buttons and are also lucky, justice may show up in the answer. A
mechanism is all the law was ever intended to be.
Raymond Chandler

The good of the people is the greatest law.
Marcus T. Cicero

When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
Benjamin Disraeli

The clearest way to show what the rule of law means to us in everyday life is
to recall what has happened when there is no rule of law.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

No law can be sacred to me but that of my nature. Good and bad are but names
very readily transferable to that or this; the only right is what is after my
own constitution; the only wrong what is against it.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some laws of state aimed at curbing crime are even more criminal.
Friedrich Engels

Here lies one believe it if you can, who thought an attorney, was a honest
man.
Epitaph

The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost

An unjust law is itself a species of violence. Arrest for its breach is more
so.
Mahatma Gandhi
A fox may steal your hens, Sir, a whore your health and pence, Sir, your
daughter rob your chest, Sir, your wife may steal your rest, Sir, a thief your
goods and plate. But this is all but picking, with rest, pence, chest and
chicken; it ever was decreed, Sir, if lawyer's hand is fee d, Sir, he steals your
whole estate.
John Gay


The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular.
Edward Gibbon

Somebody figured it out -- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten
Commandments.
Earl Wilson

To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law,
concealment of it will do.
Mark Twain

I say, break the law.
Henry David Thoreau

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some
ordinance under which you can be booked.
Robert D. Sprecht

Those laws, being forged for universal application, are in perpetual conflict
with personal interest, just as personal interest is always in contradiction
with the general interest. Good for society, our laws are very bad for the
individuals whereof it is composed; for, if they one time protect the individual,
they hinder, trouble, fetter him for three quarters of his life.

There is no nation so powerful, as the one that obeys its laws not from
principals of fear or reason, but from passion.
Charles De Montesquieu

Let reverence for the laws be breathed by every American mother to the
lisping babe that prattles on her lap. Let it be taught in schools, in seminaries,
and in colleges. Let it be written in primers, spelling books, and in almanacs.
Let it be preached from the pulpit, proclaimed in legislative halls, and
enforced in the courts of justice. And, in short, let it become the political
religion of the nation.
Abraham Lincoln

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Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.
-Unknown

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Conan O'Brien:

"The Mayor of St. Louis is starting a campaign to get St.
Louis removed from the list of America's Fattest Cities.
The people of St. Louis knew they had a problem when
someone got stuck walking through the Arch."

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1. "Life lies in precious moments of happiness. They are like shiny marbles, we occasionally hold tight, afraid to lose. No matter how small the marble, the desire to treasure the moment is priceless."
-Lucia Gorea, Ph.D.

2. "Education opens minds and doors to knowledge. The greater the knowledge the better the opportunities. Should you lock these doors, you'll become aimless."

-Lucia Gorea, Ph. D.

3 "Success is not something you buy; it is something you gain."

-Lucia Gorea, Ph.D.

4. " Be always a role-model for others to follow; the one yourself would like to look up to with admiration and respect."

-Lucia Gorea, Ph.D.

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